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What is nelson?
Noun. Describes a piece of feces partially protruding out of a dog's anus but not fully ejected; caused by the involuntary sphincter contraction during sudden fear, surprise, or sheer terror; the noun can be modified to describe how far out the feces made it, i.e.: quarter nelson, half nelson, full nelson.
Wow, did you see the green half nelson on that poor doggie when that bear jumped out of the bushes?
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nelson - video
Nelson - what is it?
nelsoning. (v.) to lie. spam, invite yourself somewhere (adj.) to be a liar, compulsive lies.
My uncle own numerous boats and jet airplanes, and he is the star of the newest Indiana Jones movie... stop being a nelson kid.
What does "nelson" mean?
noun. a long, continuous, massive turd resulting from eating a foot-long sub.
Random Dude: Dang man, my girlfriend, she just shat a huge Nelson and left it in the toilet.
Random Dude 2: Dude, that's gross.
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Girl 1: Ew, there's a Nelson in my class and he just gave me his number. What should I do?????
Girl 2: Flush it down the toilet duh!
Nelson - what does it mean?
N. someone who smokes weed and has more fun doing boring everyday things rather than doing something exciting
Girl 1: Damn, I was smokin' with this guy last night. We got really high, i wanted to bone, but all he wanted to do was watch t.v.
Girl 2: Wow, what a nelson. Sounds boring
Nelson - meaning
A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl
probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar
person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?
person 2: Who didn't?
Nelson - definition
to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
Nelson - slang
The person that is good at sports
It is a person aka the nelson that is good at sports
Nelson
to have an overgrown mustache
from the word kitchen
can be related to a john or dave
mostly bruce murray marks and davids
wow, man ur nelson is massive!
Nelson
Someone who has really big muscles , chizzled features, rugged, really good at sports.
girl 1:omg did u see that guy at the gym
girl 2: omg i know he is such a nelson
Nelson
An attractive man with a huge penis, he is also a good in bed and great at kissing!
Woah, I totally was with a nelson last night!