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What is munch monster?
February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.
What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day
munch monster - video
Munch monster - what is it?
The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!
I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!
What does "munch monster" mean?
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
Munch monster - what does it mean?
Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"
I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.
Munch monster - meaning
Someone who thinks that Monster Munch are real crisps
Those aren't crisps they are corn snacks you monster munch moron
Munch monster - definition
Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
Munch monster - slang
The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.
He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Munch monster
1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.
Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.
Munch monster
Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.
As in:
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
Munch monster
When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.
Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.
Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.