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What is mugshot?
When a girl is sucking you off, and just before you cum you shine a light in her eyes so she squints and bites down, allowing the semens to spray out of her mouth into her eyelashes, sticking them closed.
"Jerry just gave his girl the Albanian Mugshot, she couldnt open her eyes for half an hour!"
mugshot - meme gif
mugshot - video
Mugshot - what is it?
when someone is trying to act normal in public after doing something terrible
John: What's wrong with Eusebio today?
Pablito: I don't know, but I know that look. A mugshot look.
John: OK now I'm scared.
Eusebio: i didn't do it I swear!
What does "mugshot" mean?
who, me? the official copshop cameo of an obviously guilty party who asserts a cheesy, phony christianity by comparing his situation to that of jesus when in actuality he's just a crook
when tom delay was arrested, he compared himself to jesus as his mugshot was taken. what a hairsprayed, exterminator, douchebag jesus mugshot.
Mugshot - what does it mean?
A dirty photograph taken at such an angle that both the taint and ballsack are featured. To take such an image one must raise one leg onto a counter, reach the same arm down unda’ to take photo using front camera on ones phone.
Hey dawg just sent my girl an Australian Mugshot, she be drippin’.
Mugshot - meaning
1. A sexually explicit photograph meant to entice or titillate.
2. The act of ejaculating on a person’s face unexpectedly, causing a look of surprise or bewilderment on the victims’ face.
1. To let dude know I wanted to bang, I sent him my best mugshot. After seeing my tight body and big dick, he couldn’t resist.
2. I gave the ho a mugshot since she said she doesn’t like to swallow.
Mugshot - definition
To have a face completely covered with cum. Also can be called face love, and the ho-stess
Yeah man, i gave exactly what that ho wanted, a mugshot
While skeeting on my girlfriends breast, that bitch said something and i missed her titties, thus giving her a mugshot
Mugshot - slang
a man with an erect penis slaps it across a girls face giving her a black eye.
While in bed, James mugshotted Marissa giving her an enormous black eye.
Mugshot
When you ejaculate into someone's coffee mug instead of adding cream. Generally done when you are highly annoyed with them.
Casey slept with my girlfriend, but I got revenge by pulling a mugshot on him the next morning.
Shannen wouldn't give me a blowjob last night, but I pulled a mugshot this morning, so she swallowed my load anyway.
My boss didn't give me a raise, so when she sent an intern to get her coffee, I gave him $50 to pull a mugshot.
Mugshot
to descibe someone that is REALLY ugly or looks bad at the time. a mugshot is the name of a photo cops take of criminals after they've been cought. and criminals don't usually look good after they've been beat down by a bunch of good for nothing cops
holay... that guy is so mugshot
Mugshot
A picture taken of a person when they least expect it. Usually a funny picture.
Person 1: Did you see that mugshot I took of Bill?
Person 2: Yeah, it was hilarious!