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What is muffstache?
When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.
I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.
muffstache - video
Muffstache - what is it?
pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.
"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
What does "muffstache" mean?
The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.
Muffstache - what does it mean?
1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*
2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.
*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?
2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!
Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
Muffstache - meaning
A word for female pubic hair.
Girl: "Lets fuck!"
Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
Muffstache - definition
The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
Muffstache - slang
A sexual manuever where the man squeezes his load on the upper lip of another man (thus creating a stache of muff), usually in the hot months of summer.
Last night I gave colin a drippy muffstache
Muffstache
When a guy is eating out his lady counterpart's muff - typically one who is not completely shaved - which would give the strongest visual image of the word's description.
"Last night I got my muffstache on with your sister."
Muffstache
a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.
nice muffstache juli!
Muffstache
Having hair around the vaginal area.
Random Guy 1:Yea man, it was gross... she had a huge muffstache.
Random Guy 2:Well she obviously didn't get the memo.... its shaved, Not paved.