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What is moonpie?

Local band, originated in Miami, Florida. Incredible group of musicians consisting of: the triplets-- andrew, paul, and david, david amor-- the guitar-playing/singing sensation, everyone's favorite redhead--terry, david the amazing bass guitarist, emily with fantastic vocals, and the gorgeous, banging drummer-- trent.

The Moonpies rock Lauri's socks off.

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Moonpie - what is it?

Someone who thinks they're your best friend when you really can't stand them; someone overly eager, almost crazily worshiping the ground you walk upon; can also be a stalker.

Sometimes they can be people who tell you how amazing you are, but still like to point out every single flaw and then add something like, "But I still love you" or "But you're still absolutely gorgeous!"

Someone socially retarded.

Also can be referred to as autogoober or a really obnoxious kid.

The most annoying about moonpies is when they say "I love you," especially if you say "I love you too" automatically.

Moonpie: Oh my gosh! Do you pluck your eyebrows?
Victim: Eh...moderately? I mean, I do so I don't get a gross unibrow or whatever.
Moonpie: Oh my god, they're so perfect. You're perfect. Oh...except those three hairs right there.
Victim: Umm.
Moonpie: Can I hug you!?
Victim: I guess...
Moonpie: I love you!
Victim: I lo--Thank you.
Moonpie: I'm not annoying you, am I?
Victim (coughs): No. Why would you think that?
Moonpie: We should hang out sometime!
Victim: Uh, OK.

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What does "moonpie" mean?

n. A drink deal combo consisting of 3 beers and 1 shot of jagermeister. Usually bought at a good bar on a good night.

Hook me up with a moonpie.

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Moonpie - what does it mean?

A leftwing Tin foil hat wearing fool so blind he/she can't beleive anything said or even seen with there own eyes!

Whatever you say there Moonpie!

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Moonpie - meaning

A kiss from your boyfriend or girlfriend.

Yay! I got a moonpie from my cuddlebear!

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Moonpie - definition

The final masterpiece when a male cums on a female's ass.

Damn baby, I'm gonna give you a moonpie.

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Moonpie - slang

A sexual act where you form a circle with your body and masturbate until you ejaculate into your bellybutton while in the full moonlight.

Dude, I totally walked in on my roommate giving himself a moonpie. It was so fucked up.

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Moonpie

cumming in a gurls ass

yo josh i moonpied that bitch

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Moonpie

When nearing climax during intercourse, lift the breast of your partner and proceed to ejaculate underneath her breast. Then mash it back down on her chest so that it resembles a moonpie aka marshmallow pie.

"I gave Reagan a moonpie a few weeks back and now she won't even speak to me"

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Moonpie

When a male ejaculates in a girl's ass, much like a creampie

I gave that bitch a moonpie!

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