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What is monster munch?

February 3rd is Pickled Onion Monster Munch Day so grab a pack and eat them.

What is February 3rd
Oh that Pickled Monster Munch day

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Monster munch - what is it?

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

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What does "monster munch" mean?

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

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Monster munch - what does it mean?

Is when you eat out a girl and make cookie monster noises like "yum yum yum"

I ate that girls pussy like the cookie monster munch on it.

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Monster munch - meaning

Someone who thinks that Monster Munch are real crisps

Those aren't crisps they are corn snacks you monster munch moron

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Monster munch - definition

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!

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Monster munch - slang

The act of overly aggressively eating out a women both vaginally and anally at the same time.

He bent her over and monster munched the shit out of her. All I heard was NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

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Monster munch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

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Monster munch

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

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