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What is monkey hands?
An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
monkey hands - video
Monkey hands - what is it?
When the intial do teller gets told what to do.
Josh: "Go wash the dishes Mike."
Mike:"Go take out the trash Josh."
Carl: "Dam that's some Second-Hand Monkey-Hand."
What does "monkey hands" mean?
A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.
"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."
Monkey hands - what does it mean?
8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!
Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.
Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!
Monkey hands - meaning
A person who just holds a joint and lets it burn, wasting the marijuana, instead of puff-puff-passing like a normal person.
Damn Courtney, either smoke it or pass it. Stop being such a hand monkey; you're wasting the weed.
Monkey hands - definition
To have hands that are as tough as monkey hands.
Jeff has monkey hands... don't let him slap you!