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What is monkey-fighting?

Fat aggressive girl who like to nail any bloke for a notch in HER bedpost.

Hey guys, the fighting Monkey raped me last nite. I feel violated.

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Monkey-fighting - what is it?

Having a beer.

"He man I got an hour to kill, wanna grab a monkey Knife Fight?"

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What does "monkey-fighting" mean?

A euphemism for a nigger drive by shooting. Derived from the fact that niggers are basically monkeys, and their aim during one of their trademark "drive by's" is so terrible that they'd usually do as much damage by throwing their shit at the target (Maybe more, they could give him AIDS)

There was a Monkey Shit Fight last night down the road, every shot missed and no one was hurt.

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Monkey-fighting - what does it mean?

Where two monkeys fight to the death with knives. Modern day monkeys tend to use guns, fire, and atomic bombs.

Buddy Christ fought Olaf in a monkey knife fight.

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Monkey-fighting - meaning

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously F***ed up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey S*** Fights organized better than this!

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Monkey-fighting - definition

A phrase from the Simpsons TV series. From episode "The Mansion Family" Season 11

On Burns' boat, Homer chides: "Look at those poor saps back on land with their laws and ethics! They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight."

(after many,many bong rips) "HeH HeH Monkey Knife Fight HeH HeH" or you could just write it on a bathroom wall.

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Monkey-fighting - slang

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

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Monkey-fighting

Two or more monkeys fighting with rolled balls of their own shit often resulting in a filthy shit fest.

Hey Mike, you wanna go out and watch the Laker game later? Hell No, I'd rather watch a monkey shit fight.

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Monkey-fighting

A term used to describe when a situation is so tremendously Fucked up that it is beyond repair.

I've seen Monkey Shit Fights organized better than this!

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Monkey-fighting

A euphemism for "motherfucking."

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!

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