Definder - what does the word mean?

What is moisties?

A highschoolish-aged girl who is 1) attractive and 2) horny.

Dudez, you meet the new girl Karen? Christ she's a moisty.

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Moisties - what is it?

female equivalent of a 'stiffy' or hard-on and ONE of the ways in which a lady-boner manifests, the moisty is simply referring to the moisture that occurs when a female is very pleased to see someone.

Cinema attendant to last female to leave the theatre: "Miss the movie is over. Can you please leave? I need to clean up before the next session."

her: "I would like to but I am stuck to the seat."

him: "Ah I see. The same thing happened to my girlfriend once."

her: "Yes. It's Daniel Craig as 'Bond' you see. Gave me a moisty of epic proportions."

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What does "moisties" mean?

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

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Moisties - what does it mean?

adj: to become sexually aroused (for a woman)

"That man made me all moisty."

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Moisties - meaning

a chick who a guy finds really attractive.
a chick who is hot and wet hot

fuck man, did you see that chick last night at the party, she was a moisty

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Moisties - definition

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

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Moisties - slang

A female version of an erection.

A moist vulva that has been sexually aroused.

Sometimes used to describe young females out on the town with the perception that they're on the prowl looking for sex or available for sex.

Stephen turned me on so much I now have a moisty.

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Moisties

Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.

Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.

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Moisties

wot a crock of shit

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Moisties

The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.

"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).

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