Definder - what does the word mean?

What is miscarriage?

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.

Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.

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miscarriage - video


Miscarriage - what is it?

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.

Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.

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What does "miscarriage" mean?

an abortion you have in a Subway restroom.

Chick: I think I had a miscarriage in the restroom. What do I do with it? Dude: Put it in a bag and take it to the ER so they can tell you what's wrong with it and throw it away.

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Miscarriage - what does it mean?

A natural abortion

Christina was walking and she felt a tingly feeling in her pelvis, it was a miscarriage.

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Miscarriage - meaning

a god given abortion.

whats red, 6 inches long, and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her? her miscarriage.

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Miscarriage - definition

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

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Miscarriage - slang

The failure to "give birth" to a sneeze. It is comprised of a moment of extreme anxiety followed by a feeling of utter worthlessness. Not to be confused with purposely stopping a sneeze, because abortions are wrong.

Joe: Dude, I almost died on the way to work today.
Bill: Oh, yeah?
Joe: Yeah, I had a miscarriage. I veered into oncoming traffic, and a bus of schoolchildren and nuns swerved into a ravine.
Bill: That sucks, but at least it wasn't an abortion.

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Miscarriage

it's when you loose the baby during pregnancy.. most of the time before you even realize you're pregnant. you can notice it from vaginal bleeding and cramps that are not part of your period.

Nothing can be done to stop a miscarriage

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Miscarriage

Miscarriage or spontaneous abortion is the natural or spontaneous end of a pregnancy at a stage where the prenate is incapable of surviving, generally defined in humans at prior to 20 weeks of gestation. Miscarriage is the most common complication of early pregnancy.1 The medical term "spontaneous abortion" is used in reference to miscarriages because the medical term "abortion" refers to any terminated pregnancy, deliberately induced or spontaneous, although in common parlance it refers specifically to active termination of pregnancy.

"miscarriage "
im so happy chrismas came in july.

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Miscarriage

In short terms, it's when a woman loses a baby during pregnancy, which is something that cannot be stopped.

Bob: My wife just had an miscarriage...
Bob's Best Friend: I'm sorry man...

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