What is Thank God?

An exclamation that United States citizens, living in an alternate universe, would cry out, every time they had a glimpse of their alternate universe, in which George W. Bush is president.

Bush fucked up again! Aren't you glad we don't live in that shitty universe? Thank God John Kerry is our president!

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Thank God - video

Thank God - what is it?

A specialized burger topped with a fried egg.

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Thank God It's Fried Egg Burger, it comes with a fried egg!"

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What does "Thank God" mean?

It's what you say as a final retort to end an online debate when someone blocks you because they can't win in a contest of logic with you. Best said when someone accuses you of the various internet "maladies" such as "special snowflake syndrome". Also best to be said when the opposing debater characterizes that malady which they accuse you of having after you attempt a dedicated, rational debate.

She honestly tried to convince me that donuts won't make you fat, and I quoted a reputable source to contradict her, so she blocked me. Haha, Thank God For Block!

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Thank God - what does it mean?

An ancestor of this phrase is "Thank heaven for small mercies". It's often used sarcastically to express relief that an unpleasant person or situation is avoided or gone.

"That annoying student finally moved to another state," the secretary told the principal.
"Thank God for small favors," replied the Principal.

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Thank God - meaning

The long awaited joyful exclamation, the parallel sentiment to “Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead!” from The Wizard of Oz,” that most sane folk will be feeling, as the Extortionist in Chief is led out of the White House in shiny handcuffs and a handsome straightjacket.

We can all begin the recovery now and breathe a mass sigh of relief as we say in unison, “thank God it’s all over!”

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Thank God - definition

when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.

Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black

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Thank God - slang

Mississippi is stereotyped as being at the top of bad categories (crime), and at the bottom of good categories (education). "Thank God for Mississippi" is often used in relief, because statistically speaking, Mississippi will be worse off than your state.

When he got the new rankings of primary education by state, the state superintendent of education exclaimed "Thank God for Mississippi" in relief.

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Thank God

when you are happy use this word.

have a successful trip..barukhashem

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Thank God

A reflexive, boarderline meaningless, phrase used almost exclusively in the context of personal relief, windfall, satisfaction or overall unexpected, positive outcome--despite the existence of obvious, more likely and far less supernatural explanations.

>Oh, I just thank god that I survived my cancer...
radiation and chemotherapy? Aren't you thankful for THAT and the fuck-load of human support that came with it? Why don't you thank god for blessing you with cancer while you're at it?

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Thank God

Everything went my way.

I got my dildo in the mail, THANK GOD.

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