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What is alternate universe?
A chad server with lots of pussy join if you want to get swarmed by pussei
Bob: Hey Billy are you in Breakroom: Alternate Universe?
Billy: Yes, why?
Bob: God, you must be getting swarmed by pussei
Billy: π
alternate universe - video
Alternate universe - what is it?
the place where magic happens.
Jack: You wanna go to the alternate universe?
Dave: Why?
Jack: Cause that's where all the magic happens.
What does "alternate universe" mean?
An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.
Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.
Alternate universe - what does it mean?
Having a kick ass orgasm while getting a blumpkin, eating a good sandwich, injecting heroin, watching an awesome film, receiving a nice message and being told you won the lottery.
tom: fred, you look so serene, man, what happened?
fred: (ecstatically) Alternate universe
tom: No....fucking....way!
Alternate universe - meaning
A parallel existence in which events may unfold differently and particles are antimatter and so forth. A subset of the multiverse.
Amply illustrated in this Youtube conversation.
Dude 1: I shudder to think that there may be an alternate universe out there in which McCain-Palin won theο»Ώ elections! Wait, sheο»Ώ could be PRESIDENT in this one!
Dude 2: There is such a universe. In that universe Gore and Lieberman won. Gore was killed by an Iraqi-Iranian-Pakistani Terrorist while he was lookingο»Ώ out a window in the Twin Towers. President Lieberman made a tearful speech declaring Gore a martyr. He the declared World War on Islam and bombed Egypt.
The US is also bankrupt in that reality.