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What is mike dirnt?

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

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Mike dirnt - what is it?

An awesome bassist for the pop-punk band Green Day. Had the bassline for their best song, "Longview", while on acid. Who else can do that?

Tre has fans because he's funny. Billie has fans because... I guess they think he's pretty hot. Not enough word is said about Mike though. He's an amazing bassist, though. He used to play the Gibson G3 bass but Tre Cool broke it by accident.

He even has his own bass: The Fender Mike Dirnt Precision and the Squier Mike Dirnt P Bass. If you want to play one though you should go with the Fender (not the Squier!)

Billie Joe and Mike were best friends from the early eighties.

Also... pretty sexy. Even guys think so.

Teenybopper: OMG LAWL GREEN DAY!!! THEY'RE SO HAWWT
Me: Agreed. Especially Mike. Tre's pretty cool too.
Teenybopper: Um. WTF are you talking about you silly duck! I'm a punx princess and listened to all the albums: from American idiot to 21st century breakdown and theres no song called "Mike" LAWL
Me: Mike... Is the bassist...
Teenybopper: OMG SUPER BASS *starts singing that shitty song* BTW a bass is just a shitty guitar. MIKE MUST BE THE WORST MEMBER OF THE BAND NO DOUBT
Me: *smacks that bitch across her fucking Prosthetic Head*

β€œI have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a good excuse to watch cartoons.”
β€œIt's the end of the day, I've got my chinese chicken salad, Mike's a happy boy.”
β€œStop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass.”

- Mike Dirnt

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What does "mike dirnt" mean?

Got to love him he is soooooo hot i just got like 24 people to like green day and they all think the band members are HOT and they would all like to blow every one of them!! (Hee Hee Hee *blush* ha ha ha)

1. hottest guy on earth
2. best base player in the world
3. he expains him self!

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Mike dirnt - what does it mean?

Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.

Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.

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Mike dirnt - meaning

awesome dude in my favorite band...green day!!!! not as hot as billie joe armstrong or tre cool, but hey, he is kinda cute....lol.

mike dirnt is awesome!

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Mike dirnt - definition

Bass guitarist for Green Day

contrary to popular belief, HE is sexiest man alive, defeating his bandmate Billie Joe Armstrong

Mike Dirnt beats Billie Joe and Tre in everything, no ifs, ands or buts.

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Mike dirnt - slang

known as the sexiest man alive, or to his fans 'God'. mike is the most amazing, inspirational, talented bass player in punk rock history. mike is deffinately the best member of green day because of these factors; he is the sexiest man alive, he is the most talented bass player in the history of the world ever, he is perfect in every way shape and form.

mike rox, you dont so fuck off!

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Mike dirnt

Awesome, talented bassist from the awesome talented band Green Day! Hurrah! Likes to kicks major ass live onstage with his fellow band members. ROCK ON!!

Hes go da moooves...

"Now you know what catfish noodling is, what would you noodle... and where?":Mike on a GD web msg:

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Mike dirnt

a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.

mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare

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Mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

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