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What is bass player?

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

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Bass player - what is it?

Someone who is a granola-eating, hemp-wearing, pot-smoking, incense-burning vegetarian, who likes to quote Proust but doesn't really understand him, doesn't like movies but only likes "films", and will complain about the evils of capitalism but turn around and spend $500 on ugly glasses frames. Named after the bass player in a band who thinks himself better than the other members and doesn't really associate with them.

Oh, did you see that freak who ordered the gluten-free tofu stirfry? What an independent bass player.

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What does "bass player" mean?

This phrase is synonymous with "big hands" or "large hands". It just means you have big hands and/or long fingers (which are needed to reach around and play a bass well).
If someone tells you that you have bass player hands it means that either 1:They are just observant and noticed your big hands
or
2:They want your fingers inside them, and they're letting you know that they are thinking about your hands.

Girl-*Notices you have large hands*
Girl-"Ooh you have bass player hands."
Boy-"Yeah they're really good for reaching far into small spaces."

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Bass player - what does it mean?

The friend that said when you started your band "Can I JOOOIIIINNN?" And your mom told you to. And he cant play, count, read music, or just read in general.

Tod is the bass player in our band. I don't think he has showered in 3 weeks.

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Bass player - meaning

The person in the band who seems to always be completely tripped out and unable to do anything competently. it is always advised to leave them in the car with the window cracked open when going to the shops.

Omg! You're such a Bass Player!"

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Bass player - definition

Typically the one in the band with the biggest penis.

I went home with the lead singer last night and was totally unsatisfied. Tonight I'm fucking the bass player.

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Bass player - slang

The foundation and groove of any good band. Carrier of the Bottom.

That bass player rocked.

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Bass player

the beat of a band, usually over looked and thought of as an easy thing to be but it is hard to find a right style and way to play. Also its allot hard for a band to be a good band without a bassist, though over looked without a bass most bands are crap, usually hangs out with the drummer because he is usually over looked too because the bass and drums are not for show like the lead singer or lead guitarist.

Damn the bass player rocked, with out him the band would have fallen part

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Bass player

1. An oft-overlooked, semi-transparent, typically overweight, and easily replaced member of any good rock band.
2. Usually the person in a rock band with no say in any band decisions.
3. A guy who hangs out with musicians.

I can always tell when the bass player hasn't shown up because we will get something accomplished at band practice.

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Bass player

A guy who carries the beat in the band. Usually an awesome guy, but always over-looked. Has mad finger skills and a huge penis.

stuff playing guitar, I'm going to become a bass player.

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