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What is metric fuckton?Equivalent to 2,205 fuckpounds, as compared to the standard fuckton (which is 2,000), a fuckpound being a single thrust. Someone on the receiving end is said to have been 'metrically fucked'. Well, John, I'd say you've given her a Metric Fuckton. metric fuckton - videoMetric fuckton - what is it?A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything. Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night. What does "metric fuckton" mean?A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something. Guy 1: How much grass you got? Metric fuckton - what does it mean?A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die. Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh? Metric fuckton - meaningA unit of measure that is roughly equivalent to 25 shitloads. "You should see Bill's firearm collection. He has a metric fuckton of guns!" Metric fuckton - definitionMore properly, "Metric Fucktonne." The Fuckton is the Imperial standard for the measurement of fuckweight, while the Fucktonne, in contrast, constitutes the Metric measure of fuckmass. I've got a Metric Fucktonne of this stuff to finish before Monday, or I'm fucked indeed. Metric fuckton - slanga large amount of anything or more locally know as a 20 sack of weed "hey man let me get a metric fuckton of weed" "sure man 35$" Metric fucktonOne metric fuckton is exactly 10x more than a fuckload. This unit of measurement is the highest, and should be scarcely used in daily conversation unless truly warranted. The population of China is exactly one metric fuckload. Metric fucktonThe exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale. And then he gave me a metric fuckton of paperwork man! Metric fucktonA whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework. |
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