Definder - what does the word mean?

What is merkel?

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

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Merkel - what is it?

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

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What does "merkel" mean?

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

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Merkel - what does it mean?

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

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Merkel - meaning

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

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Merkel - definition

Raped, grooped

The german girls were merkeled by the refugees.

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Merkel - slang

Merkeled is a term for sexual assault by Islamic immigrants. It usually involves sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual penetration perpetrated against a kafir (disbeliever of Allah) and without that person's consent. The term originated in Germany, after mass rapes were carried out due to the huge influx of Islamic immigration which was enabled by Angela Merkel.

"Yo Jurgen, check out dat milf in ze short skirtzen!"
"Ja, she better cover up, or she will getten merkeled by the sand zombies."

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Merkel

when someone fucks something up beyond repair

Ora really merkeled that excel sheet.

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Merkel

to take something that does not belong to you

While walking down the street early Sunday morning Anthony decided to merkel the newspaper from his neighbor's lawn.

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Merkel

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

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