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What is megabed?

a girl. she likes to go for a wander and is low-key an alcoholic but its fine because her friends dont drink. she is super cool in her sunnyglasses and she has cool clothes but rarely gets out of shorts and a hoodie to be honest. she runs sometimes but like running is effort and you would be really lucky to meet a megab because she's more awesome than you and you can't live up to her blinding gorgeousness.

"wow i just met Megab, she's such a doll!"

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megabed - video


Megabed - what is it?

When you put two college bunk beds together, creating two megabeds, and you have a massive orgy on the beds with everyone on your floor.

Dude, how was the party last weekend?

It was so crazy that we had a double megabed floorgy.

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What does "megabed" mean?

Two or more mattresses lying adjacent to each other. May be embedded (pun intended) into bed frames. Originated in 05C.

Liam: Dude, this MegaBed is going to make everyone happy.
05C: Yes.

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Megabed - what does it mean?

Megab is a bitch, commonly found hanging around faggots she has an entire army of pussy ass boys that all seem to be in love with her despite ALL her flaws, she enjoys breaking hearts and getting into fights over her dumb ass fuckboi of a friend jake overall a little whore and should be avoided at any cost

Guy 1: yeah she's really pretty but she's a bit of a Megab

Guy 2: run dude

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Megabed - meaning

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.

Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.

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Megabed - definition

Two beds pushed together to create one amazing gigantic bed. Not only a thousand (infinity) times better than a single bed by itself, but it can also somehow fit up to 6 people comfortably when lying horizontally, even though 2 people can barely fit on one bed when lying vertically.

Characterized by a mysteriously magnetic attractive force. When in the presence of MEGABED, it is impossible to resist this attraction, and it is inevitable that you will stop all work and succumb to the power of MEGABED.

Girl: How is MEGABED so amazing? I could talk for hours on end about how unbelievably awesome it is.
Boy: I know. When I asked about it last night you spent the next 2 hours expounding on the powers of MEGABED.

Boy: Wanna go back to my place?
Girl: Ehh, not really, I should stay wi--
Boy: I have a MEGABED..
Girl: Let's go.

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Megabed - slang

1) Banter x 10^6. That's an event which is 1 million times banterous than standard banter

1) Last night was megabants.

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Megabed

When 2+ beds are pushed together to create one MEGABED, esp. when two beds are connected by a roll-away bed in a hotel room.

Originated in Anaheim, CA, September 9, 2006.

Bitches and first-timers have to sleep in the cracks between mattresses.

-How are we going to fit six people on these two queen beds?!
-MEGABED!

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