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What is meat beating?
Part of a weekly calendar
Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
meat beating - video
Meat beating - what is it?
Everyone knows the inside of a coconut is called the meat right? Well while driving along and you just so happen to notice a white Car/ Truck/ Van/Jeep or whatever. You yell " Coconut Meat Beat" at the top of your lungs and aggressively Punch anyone near you in the shoulder. Make sure the victum of the "Coconut Meat Beat" saw the car or it doesnt count and the victum gets a free "Beat". Yes, I know there are many white cars around, but thats what makes it fun!
Coconut Meat Beat
(Howard Saw a white car)
Howard- " Cocnut Meat Beat" (Aggressively punches Frank)
Frank- "DAMNIT" I will get you next time!
What does "meat beating" mean?
A manifesto written by a man who's been in seclusion for so long he feels the need to keep a log tracking how many times he masturbates per day.
"The man had been living in a cabin deep in the Appalachian mtns for years by himself. After his passing local hikers were intrigued to find his secluded cabin.Inside they were surprised and excited to find his animal skins, man made tools , a hammock,and his meat beat manifesto."
Meat beating - what does it mean?
When something is worthy to beat your meat to.
Tim: Hey Jim I got some Meat Beat Material
Jim:Send it to me bro
Tim:It’s Sandra’s ass
Jim:Nice
Meat beating - meaning
An endless gauntlet of meat beating. Nut after nut after nut. Consists of only one person. Any more parties involved turns this into a Nut Bust Bonanza.
1. After discovering internet porn, Ronnie decided it was time for a good 'ol Meat Beat Mania session.
2. "Damn, did you see how fine Catherine looked?" "Yeah, when I get home, I'm gonna play some Meat Beat Mania!"
Meat beating - definition
8-12 o'clock Where all sad niggas beat their dick vigorously either while participating in sad nigga hours or not.
Originated from sad nigga hours but became its own thing later on
Mike: Hey I would like to do an activity tonight
Jimmy: How about you participate in meat beat hours where you beat your dick vigorously from 8-12 o'clock
Meat beating - slang
A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...
Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?
Meat beating
The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
Meat beating
Stroking your penis back and fourth with your hand until it turns purple or is throbbing and shoots baby batter
Mom: What ate you doing in there honey?
Me: Nothing, just meat beating
Meat beating
Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.
"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"