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What is masturdate?
When you date yourself because you know what you like best.
āNo sir, Iām not alone; Iām masturdatingā.
masturdate - meme gif
masturdate - video
Masturdate - what is it?
When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
What does "masturdate" mean?
Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
Masturdate - what does it mean?
A very good date, but you are all alone.
Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
Masturdate - meaning
To take oneself out when one has no date
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
Masturdate - definition
Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
Masturdate - slang
A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.
Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.
Masturdate
Masturbating before a date so you don't think about sex the whole date. As seen in "There's Something About Mary."
Jim: Dude, are you ready for this double date with Crystal and Lisa?
Jack: Yeah. Just let me masturdate first. Lisa's so hot, I don't want to ruin this!
Masturdate
To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.
Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"
Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."
Joe: "Oh..."
Brian: "Yeah..."
Masturdate
A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.