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What is masturbatorium?
Any location wherein people of all ages, sexes, colors, and creeds come together to masturbate furiously, fiercely, and incessantly.
Hey guys, you wanna come to the masturbatorium later on? Me and some foreign chicks from the Jewish center were thinking of going.
masturbatorium - video
Masturbatorium - what is it?
A masturbatorium is a dank and dark basement . A masturbatorium consists of a lightbulb in the middle of the room under the lightbulb is a three legged stool. You can invite many friends but only three minutes at a time you are not allowed make any noise. There are many festivals and coming of age ceremonies that are held at a masturbatorium. Fuck you🍆🤏🏻🖕
Hey Navied you want to hit the masturbatorium after school, I brought snacks?
What does "masturbatorium" mean?
A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.
Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a hughly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.
Masturbatorium - what does it mean?
Any place used for self pleasuring ie: masturbation on a consistant basis, particularly appropos when self inflicted pleasure is made into a full blown event. A bed, a restroom stall at work, a movie theater or even your car can be a legitimate masturbatorium.
Pinky: "I miss you so much LoD, I gotta hit the masturbatorium or I am never gonna sleep tonight!'
Masturbatorium - meaning
your own personal masturbation space
gotta get my good finder and take it to my masturbatorium..
Masturbatorium - definition
A place to masturbate, alone, or with others. Example is from a Playboy adult limmericks's column circa 1969.
Today's modern movie emporium
Is not just a cinamatorium
But a highly effectual,
Heterosexual,
Mutual Masturbatorium.
Masturbatorium - slang
A room in a house which is smaller than a Man Cave that is dedicated to the manual release of tension and stress via masturbation. These areas are a guilt free zone for partaking in the practice of self love via pornographic websites.
My wife and two kids were contributing to my already insurmountable stress levels, so I had to retreat to my masturbatorium for an hour and rub one out.
Masturbatorium
A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, but also a word-play on the similarly sounding 'master bedroom' or 'master bathroom'. This can be effective jab or pun that the owner of the house jacks it or whacks it alot.
Jack: "...And finally here at the end of the hall, are the bedrooms."
Me: "Oh, and might I assume this one is the masturbatorium?" ::smiling::
Jack: "Wha--Excuse me, what did you say?" ::agitated::
Me: "May I assume this one is the master bedroom?" ::speaking slowly, for clarity::
Jack: "Why, yes it is." ::relieved::
Me: "Well, I can imagine you spend alot of time in there." ::smiling::
Masturbatorium
An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.
"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."
Masturbatorium
A location frequently used for one's own masturbation, usually adorned with the fixtures for self stimulation such as pornography, and other turn-ons.
Jeff whacked off in his masturbatorium full of pictures of obese women and Bill Gates.