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What is masturbathon?

A method of passing time that is not going to be used

Wonderfull sensation

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Masturbathon - what is it?

to have a masterbating contest with another gay friend of yours

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What does "masturbathon" mean?

1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest

1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon

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Masturbathon - what does it mean?

Feeding a very long slong. (See slong.)

John: Hey man, where've you been all weekend?
Joe: I had me a regular masturbathon.
John: Holy crap! Can I borrow your porn?
Joe: Yeah, I won't need it while my slong heals.

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Masturbathon - meaning

when a group of people (guys only) get together and masturbate. prizes are given out for longest endurance, quickest shot, most eggnog, and accuracy (on the sharpshooting part of it), NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A CIRCLE JERK

dude stevo has no endurance but he bagged the sharpshooting

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Masturbathon - definition

Guys racing to see who can blow their load first.

You know youre a loser when you finish first and third in a masturbathon!!

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Masturbathon - slang

Similar to an obstacle course, in which you jack off to certain types of porn in a row, seeing how fast you can finish the course.

I always get slowed down in the farm sex section.

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Masturbathon

A word of Greek origin meaning to masturbate and ejaculate approx. 26 times continuously without breaking.

The 'bathlete completed the Masturbathon in his personal best time, 2 hours 36 minutes 9 seconds.

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Masturbathon

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

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Masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

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