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What is mastiff?
An old mastiff is when one simply kidnaps and elderly person and inserts there penis in the elderly persons anus and uses them as a snow board.
John tried an old mastiff.
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Mastiff - what is it?
A huge ass dog that loves to take up all the room on your couches and will sit on the couch with just their butt. They also slobber a lot and will shake their head and fling it on your ceilings and walls. The English mastiff slept on kings and queens a while back to keep them warm too.
Person 1: hey have you met my dog yet?
Person 2: no actually, what kind of dog?
Person 1: oh, he’s an English mastiff.
Person 2: holy shit ~runs for life~
What does "mastiff" mean?
when your girl gives you a blowjob after dental anesthetic and you nut in her mouth so that it drools down her chin
My girl went to the dentist today. Guess who got a messy mastiff afterwards?
Mastiff - what does it mean?
you say this when you wipe three squads in apex legends with the mastiff or when your entire squad gets wiped by the mastiff
squadmember 2: oh shit we just got killed by a solo with a mastiff
squadmember 1: mastiff legends
Mastiff - meaning
Used when describing a woman’s breasts when sweater puppies just isn’t enough.
Typically used when a woman is buxom and wearing a sweater or jumper, with her breasts taking up a large amount of real estate in said clothing.
Man, she has some serious sweater mastiffs!
Mastiff - definition
135 pounds of short-hair nasty that will cause strangers to shit their pants while at the same time lick the hand of their owner and devour any vermin that walks its way. The PERFECT porch dog! Gets respect at the vet (you KNOW what I mean). Little girls back away, then when you say, "No, it's friendly," smother the dog with huggs. It's why you love dogs in the first place!!
Oh, shit, that thing is gonna eat me-- Oh, it's just your Bull Mastiff.
Mastiff - slang
A huge fucking dog! That likes to steal your bed and like to cuddle and think they're a lap dog
Big ass dog!! Like huge English mastiff!!!
Mastiff
Huge, undeterminably gigantic; gynormical
That wave was mastiff.
Mastiff
Mastiff is a large powerful dog that has a droopy face who loves to drool on the floor and your clothes when she comes over for a pat. She is an extremely protective family member and will challenge all intruders but is the biggest sook to those she loves.
Hagrid's dog, Fang from the Harry Potter movies is the most famous mastiff in the world.
Hey man, that mastiff is massive, can I give her a pat?
Sorry dude, you can't,she doesn't like strangers.
Mastiff
the biggest, best, and most badass of all dog breeds.
My mastiff is 10 months old and he already weighs 100 pounds.