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What is martos?
(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)
"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."
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Martos - what is it?
The Martos family are very kind people. If you ever meet someone with the last name Martos chances are they are a nice and caring family.
My coworkers last name is Martos, I wonder how their kids act.
What does "martos" mean?
when marto have sex with a girl he fucks her so hard she gets torn and creates a new hole which is now named the marto hole
guy 1 i had sex with this girl last night she had a third hole whats the go with that
guy 2 yeah its called a marto hole its quite rare
guy 1 wow this marto guy sounds like a legend
Martos - what does it mean?
One who likes to fantasise over female executives at a senior level, e.g. Managing Director of London based PR firms
Although not that much to look at, he could not help feeling a marto when she talked about her obsession with balding account directors
Martos - meaning
Attraction to members of the opposite sex solely because they are already in a long-term, committed relationship.
"She's beautiful, sexy and funny, but since she's single she just doesn't have that Marto factor for me".
Martos - definition
(v) To use ones partner as a kitchen cleaning implement
After he had martoed with her the counter top was clean and shiny
Martos - slang
to go bright red when it has been widely broadcast around an office that you have been having sex with colleagues on company property, especially the company showers - from the posh pronunciation of Tomato.
Also from the individual most likely to have committed the offence (J Marto Martin).
"Man - that dude from accounts is marto - he was doing that bird from marketing in the company showers and the cleaner caught him"
Martos
He scrubbed and scrubbed, but the marto on the office sofa proved resistant to even industrial strength cleaning products.
Martos
A person of ambiguous sexuality
That bloke's a right marto. Bangs on about women all the time but is far too well groomed for his own good. And runs like a girl.
Martos
(n) A branding mark indicating that an individual has been
pre-selected as a victim for (often unwanted) advances. The mark is usually
displayed in the form of a numerical symbol eg 9.
"I really like that girl on the 4th floor." "I know what you mean but you're
too late. The poor girl's already been martoed"