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What is maris?
The act of falling down the stairs, and landing on your brother's broken violin on your way down.
ayo bro just pushed my sister down the stairs she totally mari-ed
shajqoeidzhan what the fuck
maris - meme gif
maris - video
Maris - what is it?
one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, true punk, psycho, rioting, magic-weilding, sick acting, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
hey uh... mari. you're pretty.
What does "maris" mean?
The most amazing girl to exist.
She makes you feel happy when you're sad ; Your self-esteem is higher when you're with her ; Your confidence is higher with her.
Being with her makes you more happy than anything in the world.
She's a hard catch but worth it in the end.
Even if she breaks up with you, the chance of you most likely still liking her is a very high chance, you might be depressed for a while if that happens but talking to her even though she might she you as a friend still cheers you up like before and you most likely won't give up trying to make her fall in love with you again because she's everything to you.
Person 1 : Is that Marie?!
Person 2 : It is, too bad she's already taken
Person 1 : Yeah, she's the most adorable, smartest girl and would be the bets girlfriend to have.
Person 2 : I know right.
Maris - what does it mean?
The universal middle name for women. Women who has this name as their first name is considered unique and special.
A girl with this name is naturally a singer with a petite height. She is adorable yet you don't want to be on her bad side.
If you ever upset a Marie she will forgive you almost everytime. But if she's had enough, she will disappear from your life completely.
A Marie would often be sentimental with things and a good observer. You definitely can't hide anything from her!
She is friendly but often too shy to strike up a conversation. When you get to know her, she will reveal her crazy side.
Marie is so adorable!
Be careful when teasing Marie, you don't want to get in her bad side.
Marie is the best friend ever!!
Maris - meaning
A woman with an extremely furry bush, based on the college limerick:
Mary-Mary
cunt quite hairy
how do your pubies grow!
Maris - definition
This is an act performed by two lesbians interlocked like scissors, starting with a slow rubbing till each beef burger is swollen and moist building into a frantic pace.
How do lesbians have sex without fingers? Mary on mary of course!
How long does this last for, surely longer than 3 minutes? It could be for hours......
Maris - slang
NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.
"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
Maris
The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.
Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
Maris
he is such a maris!
Maris
the coolest person to ever exist /j
"omg look its maris!!"