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What is malteaser?
A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
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Malteaser - what is it?
those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.
"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"
What does "malteaser" mean?
Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.
haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.
Malteaser - what does it mean?
When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.
Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser
Malteaser - meaning
malteaser ballsssss
Malteaser - definition
A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.
Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde
Malteaser - slang
a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"
eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser
Malteaser
A word for people that have brown hair but act in a way associated with blonde people.
For the record - the way you act has nothing at all to do with your hair colour. It's just a slang saying I hear a lot.
My mate's malteaser, she picked up a clump of nettles, her explaination: "I thought they were my bag"