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What is lurp?
Lurp as a verb describes the act of depositing a fluid or semi-fluid on to something in a less than controlled manner, so as to create a mess. The fluid in question is typically a sticky, slimy, gooey or messy substance frequently a bodily fluid.
At home example A: Taking Zoloft made it difficult for him to cum. He had to spank it so wildly to get off when he did finally cum he lurped all over the place, the head board, the pillows, her hair, her face and her tits.
At home example B: WOW… I must have been working your G-spot just right… when you came you lurped everywhere.
At work example: Hurry up, just lurp that bondo all over the damaged area before it cures. We’ll sand the excess off later.
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Lurp - what is it?
n. Lung burp. The quick, forced and noisy exhalation of air from the lungs, up through the windpipe and out of the mouth, usually an involuntary act. A lurp is different from a 'burp' which originates in the stomach and travels up the esophagus. A lurp may result from various situations, such as a blow or concussion to the chest; or from various conditions or diseases of the lung, such as a collapsed lung, and certain bronchial or pneumonia type diseases. -- v.i. lurped, lurping - To force air from the lungs out of the mouth, usually involuntarily. -- v.t. - To eject something from the lungs. Formed from (l)ung + b(urp).
1. After lurping at a large formal dinner party, the man, facing disdainful looks from around the table, explained that the noise was no burp, but a sound that originated in his lungs due to his pneumonia.
2. "It was only a lurp," the young man explained to his shocked date.
3. Much to the vexation of his neighbor in the hospital room, the man lurped all through the night.
4. To the horror of his onlooking friends, he lurped up a large glob of brown fluid.
What does "lurp" mean?
to be secretive. to go through anothers belongings. To act shady. to be spun on speed. The activites one does on speed. Something that is irregeular or un kosher
to lurp, to be a lurper, to be lurped, to be lurpie...
I need some more lurp!
You are such a lurper.
I've been lurped.
That girl is a little lurpie.
Lets go lurp around.
Lurp - what does it mean?
V. to steal against the will or knowledge of the victim. For example when someone steals your favorite power ranger doll and then denies it later because they are a terrible friend
Darrel straight up lurped Samantha's virginity while she was knocked out.
Lurp - meaning
The lazyness and satisfaction encountered after consuming a large meal, usually carried out by being stuck on a couch and not able to get up.
Dude, I'm totally lurped. I can't do anything right now.
Lurp - definition
it can be anything.
he lurpin like.....
Lurp - slang
l.r.r.p.
Lurp
a big dorky,clumsy person. Usually a guy.
That guy's a lurp.
Lurp
Long Range Reconnaisance Patrol. From Viet Nam War.
The lurp was gone for three weeks.
Lurp
Someone who may or may not be limited, but certainly acts that way.
This word is often used in professions where it would be completely innapropriate to describe someone as a dumbass, useless or completely lost.
I can't believe that Elliot has done absolutely nothing for the past eight months. The guy is such a lurp!