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What is lizard person?
Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.
Scenario 1
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
lizard person - video
Lizard person - what is it?
Mark zucccc
"Mark ur acting just like a lizard person."
"Cause' I am one"
What does "lizard person" mean?
Lighthearted joking term for someone who's awkward and socially disconnected, and has to learn social skills by rote, almost as if they're another species trying to blend in among the humans.
"I found some conversation starters on the internet that I'm going to try out at the party tonight."
"Oh my god, you're such a lizard person."