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What is linemen?
When a man(usually overweight) graduates from high school and then attempts to attend high school functions hoping to allure high school girls into his bedroom oftentimes using overly embellished promises of financial security they can provide them with their newfound maturity and exaggerated job title/salary
“Hey man lets go to the bar tonight and pick up chicks”
“Hell no tonight is Friday night football I’m bout to go run The D-Linemen”
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linemen - video
Linemen - what is it?
The third week of July where Linemen get rewarded for protecting the Quarterback, opening lanes for the Running Back, and working in the trenches
Hey Jack, I got you a present for Linemen Appreciation Week!
Jack: Thanks man! At least I get some appreciation once in a while
What does "linemen" mean?
Fat asses that have no athletic ability. Their only purpose in life is to keep the real players from getting hit.
Dont worry, the linemen will do all the dirty work for us.
Linemen - what does it mean?
a football linemen's six pack in progress
he has a linemen pack
Linemen - meaning
The guy up front does all the work and gets no credit most commonly found at Chinese buffet
Linemen are the most important player on a football team
Linemen - definition
The most important part of a football team. Take the best Back field in the NFL, without a line, they can’t do anything. Linemen usually do all the work, yet get none of the credit. Can be found hanging out near a buffet
A team is only as good as it’s linemen
Linemen - slang
Most under rated players in the NFL
Offensive linemen do not get any credit for protecting the quaterback and running backs
Linemen
The strongest, biggest, and most powerful players in American Football. Though defensive and offensive linemen obviously don't get as much credit and glory as they deserve, they have more heart and determination then anyone else on the field. They are also probably the most lovable players out there because we are just so damn sexy like that. But seriously we do the dirty work so the guys behind us don't have to, so linemen deserve the most respect out of everyone. If you disagree with any of this, I dare you to tell your linemen how you feel, and you'll see how much you'll miss them when you're getting your ass kicked on every play.
1 Quarterback: Man Im glad I got these linemen on my side or Id be getting my ass kicked play after play.
2 Linebacker:
Wow I got 20 tackles so far. Good thing those linemen are plugging up those holes, or I wouldn't have any.
Linemen
The only players that really impact the game while the "skilled" pussies get all the credit and have all the fun.
If the offensive linemen open holes, paraplegics can wheel through them. If the defensive linemen shut holes down, quadraplegic can make tackles.
Only exception are defensive backs which I have respect for.
Linemen
the people who make the game run. everyone needs them. linebackers need them to make holes. good luck getting in without em. quarterbacks need em to be protected. good luck LIVING through a play without em
we need more respect and credit than we get. next time an o linemen is disrespected by the quarterback, do a "lookout call" and watch what happens. next time a defensive linemen is direspected by a teammate, wait that wont happen