Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lardo?

Derived originally from the store Cargo Largo, it means an overweight mentally handicapped person.

TJ is such a wankin' tardo lardo.

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Lardo - what is it?

When extremely fat women think they look hot.

See that big Bertha over there?

Well she may be a 300 pounder, but she thinks she is lardo-licious.

I just dont get why so many BIG girls think they are lardo-licious!

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What does "lardo" mean?

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

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Lardo - what does it mean?

The action of hand cuffing a significant other to bed and eating there ass like a gusher.

Yo did you hear about Joe? He did it lardo-style with his girl last night.

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Lardo - meaning

The Florida home of disgraced former President. It gets its name from the prominent lard-ass of the scoundrel who calls it home.

While searching Mar-a-Lardo for top secret documents the FBI had to wade through rooms littered with Big Mac wrappers and empty Diet Coke cans. The stench was so powerful the agents had to don gas-masks.

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Lardo - definition

A lardo is a sad fat grown 60 year old man who stalks children in playgrounds and parks seeking to touch them.
A lardo can be found in most majoor parks and recreational areas around the United States.

Hay mummy what's that thing?
Stay away from it. It's a lardo

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Lardo - slang

A fat cat who Just wants more food. Will scratch at your door until her/he gets its food usually is really cute and fat and likes to get petties. BUT REALLY FAT

I love my cat she’s such a little lardo

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Lardo

Commonly an insult describing an extremely fat person who cannot wield their habit of overeating.

The lardo satiated his gluttonous cravings by ravenously chomping down on a pack of doughnuts.

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Lardo

An extremely lazy person who usually has a tendency to eat and lounge around like a lard.

Cammie: Sydnee is such a lardo.
Brittney: Oh my gawd I know, look at that fat kid grab that Z-bar. She's ravenous!

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Lardo

chubbaloo. A fat-ass with an unbounded appetite.

Dude, did you dump that lardo you used to date?

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