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What is lambert?

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off
What a Lambert!

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Lambert - what is it?

the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.

Lambert is so fuckin cute, he saved his sheep mommy from danger!

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What does "lambert" mean?

Defined by the actions of former American Idol contestant Adam Lambert onstage, in which he grasped a dancer by the back of the head. He then proceeded to shove the dancer's face into his groin, and thrust his hips vigorously.

The action of thrusting one's hips into someone's face is now known as a "Lambert".

Man, that girl's a butterface! It's a good thing I don't have to look at it when I lambert her.

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Lambert - what does it mean?

When you are so excited and so happy you have nothing left to do but scream and push someone's face into your crotch!

"Jake so Lambert it last night when he heard about the backstage passes for Lady Ga Ga!"

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Lambert - meaning

...fuk...wat can i say...?? well, she's a mother-fuking, child-fuking, dog-fuking human elephant who's endlessly eating doughnuts, pizzas n occasionly small children..well, thats not the worst ov it, she has fake, red, spikey hair n crazy orange eyes, which she uses to kill ususpecting skl kids while working on 1 ov many essays.

"u heer sumtin ben?"



"yh....o fuk-shit-jesus of veronda city..(dunno where that is, but it sounds gud)..it's the LAMBERT!!"

skl, frantic peeople running in all directions>

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Lambert - definition

It is where a Man is so cool and sexy that straight men begin to question their own sexuality because they are attracted to him.

Lambertitis has been around for a long time, but has just been given a name from this years american idols, Adam Lambert.

"He is so cool that I think I am coming down with Lambertitis"

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Lambert - slang

to get your daily fix of adam lambert

bitch: why are you shaking and foaming at the mouth?

me: because i have not lambertized yet today! >=O

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Lambert is such a fabulous man with such great sexy energy! He is a man of big dick size that even the boys question their sexuality!

Wooow!!! Lambert is so fine that i will scream and cream! I cant handle his beauty

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Lambert

A slang term from St. Louis, Missouri referring to St. Louis Lambert International Airport, the major airport for Greater St. Louis.

Person A: "Hey, I'm flying out from Lambert tomorrow"
Person B: "I'll miss you man"

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Lambert

Term for an individual who is rather too cool for school. Often seen sporting quirky beards and pink converse trainers. Not to be confused with the an unwin although both incredibly small, and often seen feverishly smoking.

By george, that hairy man on stage looks like he is receiving an electric shock from his guitar. No wait that's a danse. He must be a lambert.

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