What is kotch?

A crotch with no genitalia. Similar to what Matt Damon has in Dogma. Generally used in a derogatory sense.

Shut your kotch.
You're a stupid kotch.
Go eat out a kotch.
Yeah, at least my girlfriend doesn't have a kotch.

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Kotch - what is it?

Kotch is the state of affairs whereby things are relaxed, happy and satisfactory. Kotch can take many different forms.

This house is 'kotch' man. Richie is just 'kotchin'. Allow that man, this is 'kotch'.

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What does "kotch" mean?

'to kotch' an expression used when a male and female snuggle up to each other or find themselves together in position when lying down on a sofa or bed where they find themselves in extreme comfort. Most likley to happen after you have been through something together such as sex, a night out, or a meal etc.

ring ring

hello?

Jim, whats up tonight?

not much, just gonna kotch up.

oh ok ill leave you to it.

safe...laters.

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Kotch - what does it mean?

To kotch, to laze about, kill time, hang out.

Oh, I kotched in the phonebox until Lauren came.

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Kotch - meaning

To 'chill'. to enjoy ones own space while doing nothing important. resting. taking time out. relaxing

i was kotching in my room listening to the stereo

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Kotch - definition

A prude choir boy/girl. They excel in the art of kissing ass. They have never tried drinking or smoking in their life and never plan to. They aspire to become choir teachers.