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What is kneepads?
When you eat a whole pepperoni pizza and then poop on the floor for your lover to kneel in.
I love to get the ol' Oxnard Kneepad when I get comfortable with a lady.
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Kneepads - what is it?
An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.
I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!
What does "kneepads" mean?
Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
Kneepads - what does it mean?
when you need kneepadding bc you know your sucking a lot of dick tonight and don't want ur knees to hurt
Hey, do you need kneepads tonight? Don't want your knees to hurt.
Oh, thanks sure. Kneepadding makes it a lot easier!
Kneepads - meaning
kneepads - An item that a local...who couldn't trade their way out of a paper bag when there was tons of paper and seats were 20K per month....puts on each knee in front of a paper broker so that he buys or sells something 1 or 2 cents BELOW or ABOVE the MARKET PRICE.
NOT A TICK or TWO !!
Look at PABLO the local.He just slide on 2 kneepads in front of that paper broker and made 5 G's on the opening !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !