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What is kirk?

Having a kirk is when you achieve the ultimate sexual experience that all human males have fantasized about every day since the beginning of time -- that is, banging a gorgeous, green skinned alien.
The term 'kirk' is a direct reference to when Captain Kirk got his hands on Marta, the smoking hot alien babe from the infamous Star Trek episode "Whom Gods Destroy" filmed way back in 1969

Guy: "How'd it go with Breanna last night?"
Other Guy: "Well, she's alright, but I just can't seem to quit dreaming about getting a kirk"
Guy: "Tell me about it..."

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Kirk - what is it?

verb: to totally and utter desroy; in PC usage to "own".

Wow, you totally got Kirked in Maintenence Access!

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What does "kirk" mean?

an australian slang for a person usually of aboriginal or white/anglo-saxon origin who flips out and goes syko, a fearsome fighter, relentlessly stabbing people with broken glass bottles or sharp objects and biting guy's ears off in fights showing no remorse and fights to the death. usually of a very slim but athletic build. very fast runner, and doesnt tire out. loves taking speed and other types of amphetamines. is very agetated and restless, always thinks people are looking at him. very unsociable when drunk. theiving is his occupation. alot of these type of people live in the sydney suburb of redfern and the mount druit area of sydney (ie. bidwill, shalvey, herbersham, willmot, dharruk, plumpton)

hey buzz ya kirk!.......

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Kirk - what does it mean?

He's one of the main captains on Star Trek, but will always be known for generating one of the biggest internet jokes on the planet...

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Captian Kirk, U.S.S Enterprise

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Kirk - meaning

adj: better than spock.

Wow, that guy is so Kirk it's unreal!

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Kirk - definition

to have sex with alot of really hot girls. coming from the greek "Kirkios"
it's short form "kirk" means "to penetrate"

"wow, that girl's hot" "you know kirk fucked her, eh?"
"nice ass on her, i bet there's been some kirk in there

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Kirk - slang

Verb (from Star Trek): To seduce or otherwise have sex with an alien babe. This can also be applied to other genders, but always denotes a measure of conquest on behalf of the party who is kirking the other.

It's hard to name a Sci-Fi male lead who hasn't kirked a bevy of multi-colored tail.

Captain James T. Kirk loves to kirk hot green babes.

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Kirk

Scots english for church.

"Och it's the sabbath morn, better get ourselves off to kirk"

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Kirk

To go crazy, to flip out, to wig out.

Timmy kirked out when he saw the guitar solo.

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Kirk

aloof, mysterious, misunderstood, creative, wise, understanding, empathetic, carries the weight of the world on his shoulders. Constantly thinking big, a humanitarian, philosophical, intelligent. Very slow to anger, but when pushed to breaking point, fights like a demon. periodically lapses into bouts of depression. A romantic (secretly) prefers to play it cool, a drifter. Potentially as bad-ass as John Connor. His presence lingers. A spectre at times, dissappearing into the ether.

I got distracted by a passing gypsy, and then - like a kirk - he was gone!....

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