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What is ketchup bottled?When a guy goes down on a girl and she starts her period and she queefs in his face. Dude I hooked up with Lacey last night, all was good until she empty ketchup bottled all over my face queef ketchup bottled - videoKetchup bottled - what is it?Grasp your penis firmly with one hand. Squeeze as hard as you can until the head of your penis pokes through the top and is ripe in color to the point your finger leaves an impression when poked. While still squeezing take your other hand (open palmed) and begin vigorously slapping the head of your penis in short quick but firm slaps. The slapping noise should resemble the sound you make when slapping a ketchup bottle. The point of this is to numb your penis to the point it feels like you are jerking off another mans penis. Eric: "Yo bro." What does "ketchup bottled" mean?The day after a girl has finished her period, then has sex, the next day she bleeds a little more. I had sex last night with Jon and this morning I was bleeding again I guess he tapped the Ketchup bottle. Ketchup bottled - what does it mean?Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor. BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle. Ketchup bottled - meaningWhen you pound a girl in the ass so hard that she starts bleeding, and then you pull out the just as she is about to fart. It makes a sound like a near empty ketchup bottle. Todd gave sara a ketchup bottle last night. Ketchup bottled - definitionWhen you are having anal with a girl you jam your dick all the way into her ass. Then say "Oh no its stuck!" Then you slap her ass and pull real fast and tell her "Sometimes you just gotta give it a little tap" Guy 1 "yo nigga I gave my girl the ketchup bottle last night it was off the chain" Ketchup bottled - slangIn giving a hand job, when someone has one hand around your penis while their other hand is smacking your pecker head like beating a ketchup bottle when pouring. "She was beating my dick off last night and then did the ketchup bottle move before I finished!" Ketchup bottledUsually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier theyβll refer to a Ketchup Bottle. Female 1: Iβm a ketchup bottleπ Ketchup bottledVerb. Refers the action slapping the thumb-side of one's clenched fist into the open palm of one's other hand, mimicking the action of attempting to extract ketchup that is stuck within a glass bottle. This action produces a slapping sound that is meant to imitate the sound produced by the contact of flesh between two people committing vigorous sexual intercourse or similar act. In more rare cases it can refer to solo masturbation. Example 1.) Ketchup bottledverb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob. 1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night. |
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