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What is ketchum?
I just got ash Ketchum by him, he is fucking dumb
ketchum - meme gif
ketchum - video
Ketchum - what is it?
Character known to appear on bottles of ketchup.
Ash Ketchum Brand Ketchup. May contain traces of ballhair.
What does "ketchum" mean?
(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".
Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!
Ketchum - what does it mean?
Ash is the "hero" of anime series Pokemon. I'm sure you've noticed that his last name sounds like "Catch 'em", a phrase used often in the show. He is incredibly dim, idiotic, and has no idea how to raise his Pokemon. If he didn't have Misty and Brock traveling with him he'd probaly be dead.
Ash Ketchum sucks at battling but somehow always ends up getting a Gym Badge.
Ketchum - meaning
a very hot milf in the show pokemon could marry the old fat bastard prof. oak I don't think she should deal wit his wrinkly ballz. she is so hot keeps her body in awesome shape. is probley in her mid to late 30's or early 40's looks like a 20 yr old again. damn she is hot I mean she raised a dumbbass for a son but oh well wish I could fuck her or have blow me. hotter then misty anywayz.
hi deliah (ms.ketchum you are looking beatiful then ever. can I come inside for some lemonade (and something else wink wink)
Ketchum - definition
The man the myth the legend! The protagonist of the Pokemon anime series that has been going on for 20+ years or so.
Every generation he has somehow managed to lose the Pokemon League but finally! Goddammit! God blessed us and he won...
God knows how old this man is now but he finally achieved his dream.
"You remember Ash Ketchum right, Nathaniel?"
"Wait a minute..."
"Didn't he finally beat the pokemon league?"
"Yes! Nathaniel you knew!"
"finally after 20+ years Ive grown up and lost hope.."
"..He didn't lose hope and his dream true."
"Fucking Finally! amirite Daniel?"
Ketchum - slang
The "hero" of the pokemon anime series. Named after a tree, like his other little friends, Professers Oak, Elm and Birch.
His last name sounds like "Catch 'em". How original.
Exceedingly crap at catching, raising and fighting with pokemon, he obviously uses a Gameshark or something because:
a) His pikachu can affect rock and ground type pokemon and uses agility as an attack.
b) His pokemon use WAY more than four moves
c) His pokemon can evolve half-way through a battle
d) He can come back from the dead or something if pokemon cry at him.
I thought I was rid of him forever but it seems the pokemon loved him so much that they cried for him. Maybe they were crying with happiness that he was dead. Why didn't one of his other anime buddies use a MAX REVIVE on him or something?
The actual gameplay was really fun in pokemon, he ruined it by looking, sounding and fighting like a dick, sullying the good name of pokemon forever.
*ash ketchum sends out his pikachu against rhyhorn, a rock pokemon who shouldn't be affected by electricity*
"Hey, that rhyhorn's horn looks like it acts as a lightning rod! Pikachu! Zap it's horn!"
"piiiikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHUUUUUU!!!
"Yay we defeated it! Go Gameshark!"
Ketchum
Ash Ketchum is a "10 year old boy" in a anime called pokemon since 1997. He has been on his pokemon adventure for 21 years now.
Guy: When is ash going to hit puberty?
Girl: Idk.
Guy: I wish I was Ash Ketchum
Ketchum
The pokemon religion where its belived Ash Ketchum is the son of Arceus.
"Damn bro he must be a part of Ketchumism to think our friend Ash is god"
Ketchum
A city in Idaho where author Ernest Hemingway lived and committed suicide. Ben Lee, an awesome Australian artist, wrote a song called "Ketchum" on his album "Something to Remember Me By" which is based off of Hemingway's suicide.
Hemingway, an American author of the Lost Generation, is buried in a cemetery in Ketchum, Idaho.