Definder - what does the word mean?

What is keep it kosher?

When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.

Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?

Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!

Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!

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Keep it kosher - what is it?

Keep things friendly, or just not vulgar. It’s basically just saying calm tf down or just walk away.

Keep it kosher there’s kids around, just chill out brad and chad.

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