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What is karma sutra?
When engaging in intercourse the man will lick salt out of the woman's anus followed by a shot of tequila and a wedge of lime retrieved from inside the woman's vagina.
'Hey Brandon want a pre-night out bang?' 'Sure Shirley but wanna get on the Tequila early' 'Sure thing Brandon we can Karma Sutra Tequila it' 'Sweet buns Shirls'
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Karma sutra - what is it?
The number of different ways that a large company can shaft a smaller company or one of its customers. Typically in a contract or the small print.
Damn, I tried to get a replacement phone from customer services which should have been free, but they threw the corporate karma sutra at me and now I have to pay them for it.
What does "karma sutra" mean?
An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.
Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!
Karma sutra - what does it mean?
(N) - Pronunciation : (KAHR - muh - SOO - truh)
1) In lame terms; the ancient Indian martial art of sex. Taking Karma Sutra classes makes you "Badass in Bed", and leaves the partner begging for more.
This ancient art teaches one the most effective positions and how to pursue those positions. It allows one to take the most advantage of however much time they have to have sex.
If you bang someone who is trained in the art of Karma Sutra, you most likely will black out from such a powerful orgasm.
"Dude, I Railed this Chick who knew Karma Sutra and I came SO FUCKING HARD!"
(Pick-Up line) "Hey baby, I know all 5 disciplines in the art of Karma Sutra."
Karma sutra - meaning
To get what you give sexually.
Ay girl, I practice the art of the karma sutra. *wink*
Karma sutra - definition
In a sexual encounter, where after one partner performs oral sex, he/she receives oral sex in return.
After I went down on Bob last night, he gave me oral to repay me for the awesome bj I gave him. It was totally karma sutra.
Karma sutra - slang
An elaboration on the Hindu and Buddhist concept of karma (the way we act or perform brings upon us inevitable results in this life and the next) but in reference to the vivacity and health of our sexual encounters and love life. Simply put, we reap what we sow (in bed).
Example 1: I accidentally bit Fidel's junk while going down on him last week, and then yesterday he tore up my vag with his braces. karma sutra.
Example 2: I spent all week avoiding Raul and making excuses as to why I couldn't hang out. I guess it's karma sutra that Ernesto's now totally doing the same to me.
Karma sutra
1. The idea that hotness has its repercussions, as hot people do not have to be interesting in order to get people to pay attention to them. So once someone becomes 30, no one gives a shit about them, and karma is fulfilled, because they will never use their kama sutra again.
2. What butthurt ugly people say will happen to hot people.
A: “OMG Stacy is gorgeous as hell”
B: “She’s boring, see? Hey, Stacy! What are you really good at?”
Stacy: “Uh....whatever”
B: “In twenty years, she’ll be hopeless. Karma sutra.”
A: “You would say that, because you’re ugly."
Karma sutra
Having crazy awesome sex as repayment for being a generous lover in the past.
“Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
Karma sutra
A corruption of the term 'kama sutra', used almost exclusively by morons.
Dude: "I've read the Karma Sutra, baby."
Chick: "Apparently not."