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What is karlaism?
A short, self worth-based prayer used to pray to karla, the mighty godly figure of karlaism. It is written upon the altar of karlaism and is to be said as such: "i am not straight but I'm art. Urmom."
The term "urmom"(yuurm-owmh) is a word to be added after any karlaist-prayer, similar to "ah men" is used in christianity.
the karlaist may kneel down and have both hands slightly to the front, with the palms and the person's face facing the floor.
If done correctly, the prayer will be approved by the aidsbear, a small bear with a scarf which is sitting on the altar, through a single, fairly slow, nod.
The karlaist may continue their day.
Person A:"I am not straight, but I'm art. Urmom."
Person B: "Slay! Was that the prayer of karlaism?!"
karlaism - video
Karlaism - what is it?
karlaism is a religion or cult based on the belief that there is a godly creature named karla (often confused with the name 'klara') who may be visible to some people as a teenager who is a ginger and possibly identifies as a girl, which there is no direct record of, or a small dog which can be seen on posters in many cities around the world that say things like "who has seen karla?".
Karlaism follows the beliefs written in the sacret book, the koran, and the ones on an altar which is, just like the koran, to be found at an art school in central europe for only 2 weeks per month.
Karlaism is a religion based on kindness and it revolves around anti-normativity. Another important person to every karlaist is a small bear which is said to be sitting on the altar of karlaism and which nods at the karlaist when they have said the self-worth-based prayer of karlaism.
"i have converted to karlaism, i am now a karlaist."
"have you said your prayers to karla today, when passing by the altar of karlaism?"