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What is jurk?
wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
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Jurk - what is it?
Someone that has a job and ain't sitting idle all day.
Leaving for their job at 3:00 am a person thought here I go doing the wurk n' jurk thing again.
What does "jurk" mean?
1. When a small baby is being breast fed and the baby makes the choice of throwing up and pulling the womans teat.
2.An extreamly annoying sexist person.
3.A very hard nipple cripple
That little shit gave me a Teat Jurk.
Sexist person: i fucking hate women.
Woman: you teat jurk.
Dave gave me a bloody teat jurk last week.
Jurk - what does it mean?
1. the correct way to say "Jerkin it"- male masturbation after looking at a hot girls picture or after a very lonely day!
2. an ugly or repulsive person/face
After staring at this girls picture for hours, he decided he would enjoy a good jurkin.
or...
Ry: OMG MAZE WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Maze: im jurkin it! wanna help?
Ry: WTF!!
ew omg did you see that guys face?!? he's a jurk!!!
Jurk - meaning
The area opposite of the knee. AKA the back of the knee.
I got stabbed in the jurk last night.
Jurk - definition
someone who is very mean. They are even more mean than a jerk.
Olivia and Nicolette are jurks and bull-ees.
Jurk - slang
The correct spelling of the word jerk according to teens.
You're trying to steal my girl, you're such a jurk!
Jurk
Lurking + Jerking off= Jurking.
This is the act that some weirdos out there may do. Spending way too much time on one persons profile page while playing tug o' war with yourself.
Imagined to be a common act of weird old perverts.
Girlfriend 1: Omg, there is this totally bald, weird man that keeps jurking my profile on OkCupid. He looks at it everyday. Sometimes twice a day.
Girlfriend 2: That's gross. What a creep. Jurk alert.