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What is juggalette?
A juggalette is a morbidly obese and/or borderline-retarded teenage girl who has zero friends other than fellow Clown Syndrome patients and listens to the Insane Clown Posse religiously. They come from a usually poor background (reason why they pretend to be tough) most of which becoming pregnant by the time they are 17 after drinking faygo and pretending to be drunk. They typically have worst-case-scenario acne and have an outer layer of lard around the brain that slows even the most basic cognitive ability, usually their love life does not exist beyond internet cybersex with juggalos.
Normal person: Wow, look another ICP fan.
Normal person 2: Yeah, wait thats a "juggalette".
Juggalette: iz iz down wit da clownz
Normal person: What the fuck is that stench??
Normal person 2: THATS SWAMP CROTCH.. NOOOO!.
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Juggalette - what is it?
Juggalette's are usually white, lower middle class, trashy girls who associate with the band ICP. They are pretty much all skanky as hell so they're pretty easy to score with, but none the less they are obnoxious as f*ck and just simply unpleasant to be around. In fact I really recommend not doing a juggalette, not because of all the venereal diseases, but because when you wake up the next morning your going to be like "sh*t"
"Hey man, there's those skanky juggalette chicks. I'm going to try to do her tonight."
"Nah man, I would'nt recommend that, seems like something you might regret."
"Wow, thanks for saving me from that trap, fam."
What does "juggalette" mean?
a "juggalette" is a IMMATURE female who is obsessed with ICP (Insane Clown Posse). They dress like retards and therefore they are retards. If you see a "juggalette", then get the fuck away before you too before corrupt.
Frank: I met this girl on the internet yesterday.
Ron: Really? Whats her name?
Frank: well, her name says "Juggalette Jill".
Ron: oh no dude! don't talk to that anymore!
Frank: why?
Ron: she is obsessed with ICP
Frank: FUCK THAT! haha
Juggalette - what does it mean?
A girl who has no friends.. no sense of real style.. and who would probably fuck a toothless crackhead for any affection what-so-ever. Listens to ICP and other piece of shit bands from Psychopathic records.
Often defines themselves as "protective of our juggalo family, will fuck up anyone who says shit to me.. etc etc." What that really means is "I paint my face like a moron to look badass, but I look like a fucking retard and I probably couldn't throw a real punch to save my life."
Will most likely end up getting killed for mouthing off too much.
"Hi, I am a juggalette. I just fucked Hobo Harry because he said he loves me. Don't look at me, I'll fuck you up.. for serious yo."
Juggalette - meaning
A "female" so to speak. Usually ugly, fat, and hasn't washed themselves in ages. Hangs out with other ugly, fat bitches to give themselves some sense of belonging. Follows the group Insane Clown Posse.
"Yo! I'ze don't kare you beez talking about me and shit. Juggaloze bees together and weeze don't care what we look like. Ize a juggalette"
Juggalette - definition
stupid fat bitches who talk black and worry about when their next crack babay comes out while at the food stamp place:) and still attending high school while their 20 years old and hang out with a selective few of reject kids in the lunch room that all wear retardedly baggy pants and have little hatchet fagots on their shirts. and they think their a family because no one else wants to accept their ugly asses:)
juggauglyassbitch(juggalette):"ey i cant go to dat kickback tonight ima get fired from pizza hut if i dont work today"
juggafaggot:"its coo ill pick ya up on mah bike when ya get out"
Juggalette - slang
A juggalo's bitch. They tend to be obnoxious and ugly as sin.
Hey look, can you say "FAT-ASS"?
Juggalette
A Group OF Freak Girls That Listen TO ICP as apposed to the male followers Juggalos. Usally Wear makeup To Imitate a Clow, and tend to smoke alot of Pot. Hated Enemy Of the Staight-edgers. Who dont somke pot. These Gilrs Also tend to be Whores Alot Of the time.
Dude The girl is such a juggalette lets jump her.
Im gonna Fuckthat juggalette from the show last night for a dime bag.
Juggalette
A stupid fucking whore who paints her face to look like a clown and has very low self confidence and hangs out with fucking loosers who are known as "juggalos." These juggalos and juggalettes are loosers who are commonly alcoholics and frequently use recreational drugs. When they actually get a job, they have jobs (sometimes) that pay the minimum wage, and are counterproductive to society. They spend what money they earn to buy alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, and they also use it to gamble, as they are commonly also addicted to gambling. They listen to shitty music produced under the "psychopathic records" label, and think it is cool.
poor hygeine is another common trait of these scum bags.
bob;
"what in the fuck was that whorish looking chick with the clown makeup?"
joe;
"fucking loosers call themselves juggalettes."
bob;
"thats the lamest fucking thing i have ever heard of."
Juggalette
Fatties. They're usually named Bertha McTubbs. Usually very stupid and bad at hand-to-hand combat.
Person A: Does she really weigh 640 pounds?
Person B: Yeah.
Person A: Wow, must be a Juggalette?