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What is joost?

Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers

Fuck my joost
Lick my dirty joost
Fuck me in my joost pipe
Do you want to shag me joost?

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Joost - what is it?

A guy who is younger than most people in his grade. Meaning small dick. This is a disadvatage for him and he tends to be fat, but has really cozy sweat shirts.

Dam it im such a Joost A. At least i still have my sweatshirts.

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What does "joost" mean?

When you’re extremely high

Yea joosted bro, you?

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Joost - what does it mean?

An extremely hot person who gets all the hot chicks.

Megan Fox is so Joost

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Joost - meaning

When two men run at each other naked with their dicks out.

"Man, Patrick and Holden had a joosting contest On Crossing Swords. Patrick won! It was a hilarious sight!"

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Joost - definition

Another word for nerd

is commonly found in a habitat which contains memorabilia, merchandise, and other displays of worship towards the following: star wars, harry potter, megaman. has been spotted engaging in a peculiar form of cannibalism (i.e, eating large pieces of skin off of the surface of his own face).

dude1: "so what have you been up to this weekend?"

dude2: "I stood in line to get the new Harry Potter book while wearing my starwars pajama and playing megaman on my Nintendo DS"

dude1: "you're acting joosty today. all you need to do now is consume some dry flakes off of your scalp"

dude2: "can't, i ate it all last night...."

dude1: "have some of mine."

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Joost - slang

A failure, not just an ordinary type of failure, an epic failure.

You are the biggest joost ever.
You're such a bleeping joost.
I've never seen anyone joost as badly as you.

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Joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

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Joost

The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.

Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!

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Joost

A great achievement or accomplishment.

Last week you had a big joost!
That guy has made a great joost!

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