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What is jonas?
a piece of shit band that no one cares about, they suck ass, there music = shit, not people = shit, stated by the song by slipknot, they all enjoy gay anal sex with each other while blowing each other into a 3 person orgy, there band manager is an asswiping whore who joins them in there 3 person orgy, girls are obsessed with this band only because they think there hot, they cant sing, there lyrics suck, and there voices sound like theres a dick embedded in there mouth.
the jonas brothers suck
jonas - meme gif
jonas - video
Jonas - what is it?
Poop = Jonas
What does "jonas" mean?
A Autistic Person usually wearing glasses and making hitler or ww2 jokes. Also knows a lot about history.
Person 1: Hey what happened in 1917 again ?
Person 2: IDK ask Jonas
Jonas - what does it mean?
A unit to measure fail. Derived from the average amount of fail the Jonas Brothers and their fans radiate per second.
(Guy wipes out in the X-Games)
Judge: That fail ranked at about 22 jonases.
Jonas - meaning
jonas is a faggot
jonas sucks cock
Jonas - definition
1. The name of some weird band which apparently a lot of girls are obsessed with.
2. A common name in Lithuania pronounce Yonas. It's the equivalent of the American name John.
3. It also stands for Java Open Application Server... or in the tech world JOnAS.
4. Not to be mistaken for Yonos which is the Serbian version of Jonas (according to Nash)
5. The name of a guy who recently moved to New York from Lithuanian, who happens to be the best boyfriend in the world and who only loves tall American girls named Erin. Is known to bring flowers when you're sad and wake up at un-godly hours of the morning just to cuddle you until it's time to go to school. He also has amazing blue eyes, and a really cool little sister named Marija.
1. Oh my god Perez Hilton loves the Jonas Brothers!!
2. Lithuanian: My name is Jonas!
American: Oh like the weezer song...
Lithuanian: No... like the name. Like Yonas, it's like John in your stupid language.
3. Oh fuck... the JOnAS is down again.
4. Nash: eh... Yonos. I have a beer for you.
Jonas: That's not my name but I will accept your beer.
5. I know he's irresistible but Jonas is all mine!
Jonas - slang
jonas lav
Jonas
not very gifted. short cock. he shows his dick on younow.
"what the fuck are you doing Jonas, what t
he fuck?
Jonas
jonas is a gay ass faggot
Jonas
this man is amazing and so cute. he only wears hoodies and doesn't really have a personality but he is very attractive and knows how to talk to girls. he is kind of stupid but he is good at sports. he is also probably failing his math class and has a horrible accent when speaking any language. he has a hidden talent that not many people know but he is very great at that talent. he doesn't really know when a girl is flirting with him tho.
"jonas is so stupid"