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What is jew bagel?

1. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who messes up another person's combo in a game of 13.

2. (n) A slang term used to describe someone who is an overall jerk, or douchebag (see douchebag).

"While playing 13, De'Jan played a 2 of Hearts, and Ivo, being the Jew Bagel that he is, played a Breaker."

"'Dude, don't be a Jew Bagel and Jew me out of this deal,' said Alex as he tried to get a good deal from the car dealer."

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Jew bagel - what is it?

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

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What does "jew bagel" mean?

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

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Jew bagel - what does it mean?

The 13th bagel in a bakers dozen.

Dude you got the jew bagel!

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Jew bagel - meaning

A nickname for Jews who happen to eat a lot of bagels. Non-Jews find this cute, while the Jew in question often finds himself feeling sad.

Dude: Hey, there's Jew Bagel!
Jew: I HAVE A NAME, DAMMIT!

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Jew bagel - definition

bagel that has no insides because person ripped them out and threw them out only what is left is to be eaten.

sometimes lox is put in the empty space

hey stop eating your jew bagel who wants to have a bagel with no inside.i like my jew bagel better so shut up and i am not wasting bread by throwing the insides out.

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Jew bagel - slang

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

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Jew bagel

1. A scrumptious pastry type food.
2. A derogatory term that really doesn't make any sense... see also: condom fucker

My you're looking especially sweet today, like a jew bagel!

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Jew bagel

having or consisting of unlied jewish qualities
of or pertaining to "bad jew"

tristen: I need money
will: dude ur such a jew bagel

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Jew bagel

a person who acts like a jew

Alex: Jason you fuckin jew bagel you stole my kill you Persian whore

Jason: Alex what?

Jack: Did that five year old just say jew bagel and Persian whore

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