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What is jesus shit?
What one would say when surprised, angered, or amazed by something. This is not blasphemous because you are not speaking of the Lord, just some dude with the same name, with explitives added for emphasis.
Don't rub your dogs balls in public. Jesus Fuckin Shit Dude! Use you head!
jesus shit - video
Jesus shit - what is it?
A term used to address an event of either unbelievable, hilarious or ridiculous measure. These 5 words should only be used to address the occurence when it is of huge magnitude.
(Note - heavily accenting the 'Ch' in Christ always adds great emphasis upon deliverance of the phrase.)
First began to circulate in Essex, after a truly remarkable display of football acrobatics during a friendly game of 6-a-side, the phrase has now picked up a few more scenarios to be used in.
1) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ! Did you just see that fucking goal?!'
2? 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, that truly was the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen.'
3) 'Jesus Shit the Bed Christ, did you just see that bitch spit a Melon out of her arse?!'
What does "jesus shit" mean?
When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Jesus shit - what does it mean?
Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits
Jesus shit - meaning
noun;adjective:
a term used when something is incredibly fucking supprising or when some one or something is:
A.Fucking Retarded
B.Smells like shit
C. or is stoned OFF THEIR ASSES, rolling, or tripping and did or said something incredibly memorable, rediculous, funny, smart.ect.
"Jesus shitting christ! I´m tripping so hard, that i saw the tree from Pochahontas!"
"Jesus shitting christ! did you eat a fucking corpse?"
"Britney was really a virgin all that time? Jesus shitting christ."
Jesus shit - definition
The best food in the world, straight from the ass of jesus or barbers oven
Barber you fat shit give me your Jesus Shit
Jesus shit - slang
A shit that you flush, but it comes back into the bowl. The toilet is not clogged as a result of the Jesus shit. It is metaphorical to the fact that Jesus Christ was killed, but came back afterward.
Emily: Ahh, what a great shit I have just taken,
*Flush*
Emily: What? It came back? This must be a Jesus Shit.
OR
Phil: I heard Emily flush, but when I went in to piss, there was a shit in the toilet. It wasn't clogged though.
George: A true Jesus Shit for ya.
Jesus shit
a generic exclamation of shock
Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me
Jesus shit
Great profanity for stubbing toes, realising you haven't paid your rent, seeing the bus you were supposed to catch drive by through the window, exclamation in the middle of an amazing story and discovering that your house is on fire
Person 1: Dude is that your house that's on fire?
Person 2: Oh my god thats my house that's on fire?
Person 1: Your house is so on fire right now.
Person 2: Jesus shit my house really is on fire right now.
Person 1: You should probably do something about that.
Person 2: I think your right, i should probably do something about that.
Toby: Is that your house thats on fire, Person 2?
Person 1 and 2: Shut the fuck up Toby! Jesus shit...
Jesus shit
When you take a shit that is wet enough that it easily slides out your ass but hard enough that it leaves no residue, so the person doesn't have to wipe their ass.
"Jesus shits are hard to get" said James.