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What is jenks?
A sport often enjoyed in Australia and now, worldwide, whereby the perpetrator knocks on the front door of a random house after having turned off the main power switch in the fusebox or switchboard. The perpetrator then runs and hides before the householder comes to the front door.
This sport is best enjoyed close to midnight on a cold night for obvious reasons:
-It is cold outside and no householder wants to go outside in the cold
-You have the cover of darkness to hide in and a safe place from which to watch the madness unfold
-In the dark with the power off, electric lighting is ineffective, ensuring much hilarity
-Many adults will have already gone to bed by this time, ensuring a livid mental state when they get to the front door only to find nobody there
The boys and I went Jenking last night; I scraped my shin on the brick fence, but it was worth it to see Mr Jones go off his tree yelling obscenities out into the night.
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Jenks - what is it?
Look at them jenked up teeth!
What does "jenks" mean?
Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.
Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today
Jenks - what does it mean?
the area between one's balls and bum
"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"
Jenks - meaning
A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.
I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.
Jenks - definition
To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.
Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.
Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.
Jenks - slang
the term used when passing a spliff on after selfishly smoking it until there is barely anything left.
"What the f***s this shit, you jenky rarse!"
"Oh gosh, I'm down to last jenks. May as well keep hold of it.", Phil
"Here you go mate ;-)", Jenky
Jenks
The devouring of a large quantity of pizza, or other fast food products, whilst extremely inebriated.
"Man, I j totally jenks'd the shit out of like 7 slices of pizza last night"
"I caught John jenksing last night. I think he ate 5 deluxe doubles."
Jenks
A word used as a substitute for "thing" to sound cool.
Often used unecessarily after words such as "this" or "that."
Watch as I pop this jenks
Jenks
A huge cock that is proudly on display.
"Sniff my f****ing jenks bitch"