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What is jalapeño?
The act where one person will eat hot food usually jalapeño and goes to pee with out washing there hands Therefore burning there penis with the heat
"omg I got jalapeño penis!"
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Jalapeño - what is it?
(v) hah-luh-peyn-yoh bich - to be all up in yo bitch
(When Juan tells Mario he was fucking Mario's girlfriend that previous night)
I was jalapeño bitch last night.
What does "jalapeño" mean?
When a male lathers his dick in hot sauce thin proceeds to in surt it in his partner's ass
He stuck his zesty jalapeño in her ass
Jalapeño - what does it mean?
The act of stuffing as many jalapeños into a woman's vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The spices of the jalapeños help clot the blood and relieve bloating.
My cramping hurt so bad until I got jalapeño bloodtrained. My mom is great!
Jalapeño - meaning
1. An extremely painful condition often caused by putting hands on penis (during urination, etc.) after chopping up raw jalapeño peppers (for fresh salsa, etc.)without using latex gloves. The condition is worsened by washing the area with warm soapy water.
2. An alleged method of torture used by the Mexican government while interrogating dissidents.
1. John missed the second half of the Super Bowl due to a bad case of jalapeño dick.
2. Juan is a survivor of jalapeño dick from the 1968 protests.
Jalapeño - definition
The correct spelling of jalepeno hangover.
Similar to an alcoholic hangover, except that when you wake up the next day, your ass is on fire. Other symptoms include full body sweats, trembling, heart palpitations, irritability, ring of fire, mud butt, and air biscuit. Primary cause is consumption of foods containing hot peppers, especially jalapeños.
Me: I won't be into work today - I think I have a jalapeño hangover.
Boss: I think we need to talk about your jalapeño problem.
Me: I can stop anytime I want.
Jalapeño - slang
When a guy has jalapeño juice on his fingers and then he fingers a girl and her pussy burns. awwww yeaaaah
Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"
Jalapeño
A strong man who has the biggest heart and is always making those around him smile. A jalapeño, is an amazing lovah, cuddler, kisser and dork- along with so many other highly desired attributes. A jalapeño mates with one lovah a life time.
Elias is a jalapeño who found his lovah, Natalie.
Jalapeño
Someone who is Half Japanese and Half Filipino.
Wow, your friend is half Japanese and half Filipino? That makes him a Jalapeño :)
Jalapeño
ha⋅la⋅pi⋅ño-d
adj. Being jalapeñoed is when a girl's top comes off at the beach; or more like someone taking it off by force.
"Holly just jalapeñoed Kelly!"
"Kelly just jalapeñoed in the water a few minutes ago!"