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What is jacked as shit?
An American gentleman, with whom certain people are unfamiliar.
You don't know Jack Shit.
Perhaps not, but I'm actually on rather good terms with his wealthier cousin Theodore.
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Jacked as shit - what is it?
A term used to describe a lack of anything.
I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!
What does "jacked as shit" mean?
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Knee-deep Schitt, Inc.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they had 6 children: Holie Schitt, The twins; Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt.
Jack and Noe divorced. Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they had Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens
brothers in a dual ceremony.
The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and Horse. Bull Schitt left home to tour the world. He recently returned with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
- U don't know Jack Schitt
- Yes i do, he's Awe and O. Schitt's son
Jacked as shit - what does it mean?
Nothing, or something equivalent to nothing. Jack shit has the remarkable property that its absence and presence are identical. Typically used with or without a negative to describe a total lack of knowledge, value, or significance. Its use carries a strong negative connotation which can express frustration, disdain, ignorance, or other negative qualities.
I don't know jack shit about that. / I know jack shit about that.
It's worth jack shit. / It isn't worth jack shit.
I didn't get jack shit. / I got jack shit.
Jacked as shit - meaning
When u masterbate while taking a crap
Aimed towards boys
Friend: Aye bro what u doing in the bathroom
You: I'm doing a "jack 'n shit"
Friend: better use a Kleenex
Jacked as shit - definition
say i just took someone's id they had in their hand:
Me: I just jack dat shit.
Jacked as shit - slang
something or someone really messed up!!
That is some jack up shit yo!
Jacked as shit
to steal someone else's goods, take a five-finger discount, or otherwise rob someone of their possessions.
If you don't pay back the money you owe, I'm going to jack your shit!
Jacked as shit
1. An expression using the verb jack, which means "to steal." To "jack that shit" is to "steal that thing or those things."
2. To "jack someone's shit" can also mean to punch them or beat them up.
As soon as that fool gets up and walks away from the moneybag, I'm going to jack that shit.
Man, Theo pissed me off so bad-- I'm gonna jack his shit up yo!
Jacked as shit
When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?