What is incongruous?

Obtained from a non-swear insult generator, an incongruous pumpkin seed is someone that doesn't fit in due to being small and wide. Like a pumpkin seed.

Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."

incongruous - meme gif

adj. Gay and ready for rectal plowing.

Cam is incongruous. Men have formed an orderly line outside his door, waiting for their crack at his crack.

a disconnect between the way a girl looks and the way she acts.

Vickie's good looks totally incongruent with her bad girl attitude.