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What is hoed?
Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
hoed - meme gif
hoed - video
Hoed - what is it?
A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."
John: "Ah man that sucks!"
What does "hoed" mean?
Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!
Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
Hoed - what does it mean?
The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
Hoed - meaning
Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
Hoed - definition
after sleeping with a ho...you are hoed
bob-what did u do after the party last night
fred-i got hoed man!
Hoed - slang
1. A word mangle of "ho" and "coed".
2. A coed with the charachter traits of a "ho".
3. Girls that college recruiters use to seduce HS athletic scholarship prospects so that the prospect will sign with the college.
The Tennessee football recruiting program used some dropdead georgeous "hoeds" to help sign their new recruits.
Suzy is really enjoying college. She is such a hoed.
Those girls at KA are all hoeds.
Hoed
1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.
2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.
3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.
4) Etc...you get the picture.
1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.
2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!
3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.
Hoed
she got hoed by trey. He said her breath stank!
Hoed
hoed means to be insulted by a person either playfully or maliciously. hoed and joed are the same thing hoed is what you say around your friends, joed is what you say around a tattle-telling adult...at least in my hood
tracy said you smell like open booty. she hoed you