What is hodge?

(adj)

one who is mentally incapable of being big brain. They also think that they are a very good musician by playing Micheal Jackson. They are an extreme try hard and constantly brag about their “skills” to middle schoolers.

God Elye why are you such a hodge?!

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hodge - meme gif

hodge - video

Hodge - what is it?

Noun; A Penis in its normal un erected stage.

" Dude, I got my Hodge S(ed) last night.

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What does "hodge" mean?

to make an ass of someone, clown on them (esp. from a teacher)

Shit son he was hodgein on yo bitch ass today in class

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Hodge - what does it mean?

To drop food on yourself

I hodged myself at dinner yesterday

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Hodge - meaning

another name for meth pipe.

AJ: hey I just got some g rock, but no hodge. You got one?

Gabby: only if you get me high.

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Hodge - definition

n. - one who relentlessly desires and consumes large quantities of unhealthy food

"Oh my God, you ate that whole pizza by yourself... fucking hodge!"

Brook ate a Grande Meal for breakfast because she's a hodge.

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Hodge - slang

to spill or break a bottle of beer.
to spill any alcoholic beverage.

"Angus knocked over a whole beer, he's such a hodge."
"I got so hammered last night I hodged my beer."

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Hodge

a friend

your a good man hodge

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Hodge

v. to slap someone in the face with a penis.
adj. crazy

1) I totally hodged her last nite.
2) That party was hodge.

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Hodge

(v.) to hit someone or something with one's dick; equally effective against a gal's cheek or a national monument.

see also, dickslap

that birthday cake was sort of pissing me off, so i hodged the shit out of it. left several mushroom-shaped indentations.

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